- A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die? Answer: The poison from the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the punch.
- A man is found dead one Saturday morning. He was killed while his wife was sleeping. The wife tells the police all that she knows. She tells them that the cook was cooking breakfast, the maid was cleaning and the butler was getting the mail. The police immediately arrest the person who is responsible. Who is responsible and why? Answer: The wife because she was sleeping, how could she know that all of that happened?!
- Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat
- What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute? Answer: His breath.
- What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand? Answer: Normal- I wouldn't be happy if I had all ten fingers on one hand.
-Makayla Kowalski
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